Tiuniasing VS Siu Keong

I was resting after playing basketball. I was waiting at the living room for my body temperature to go down before I went for my shower. Suddenly, my phone rang, it was from shino. She was in the bedroom:-

Shino :: "DEAR, COME AND RESCUE ME, COME... FAST!! I AM IN DANGER!!"
Tiuniasing :: "What??"
Shino :: "SIU KEONG, GOT ONE SIU KEONG IN OUR ROOM!!"
Tiuniasing :: "Hahaa... Okay, okay!!"
Shino :: "COME NOW, IMMEDIATELY!! I AM VERY SCARED NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"

After I hung up the phone, I rushed to the bedroom and asked Shino where the cockroach was. She pointed the bed and said fearfully,"It is underneath the bed."

When I entered the room, Shino was standing on the bed. She thought that the safest place is on the bed. I asked her to get me a torch light, and I prepared my weapon which was some rolled-newspapers. After a few unsuccessful tries, the rolled-newspapers were not stiff anymore. I dumped the newspapers and got a Toyota magazine.

I pulled the bed out a little bit when finding for the deadly cockroach. I asked Shino to monitor for me if the cockroach had ran away. I had problem to launch my backhand due to limitation of space. I had to con the cockroach out so that I had enough space to backhand-strike the magazine on the fucking cockroach.

It was not an easy mission as the cockroach was too small to find, and it hid in the dark. It took me about half an hour to make it to come out, and an accurate backhand-stroke finally hit the cockroach right on its body. It hadn't died yet, it just slightly fainted. I did not hit strongly because my intention wasn't to kill it with the first strike as I did not want it to die right on my bed. I didn't want to make dirty of my bed. You know, those stinking juices or liquids from the cockroach, nobody can stand it.

When it was fainted, I took it up with a piece and tissue paper and threw it into the toilet bowl and flushed it. That's how the war between Tiuniasing and siu keong over.