Friday, September 12, 2008

To fuck without any restriction and distraction

If you ask me if it is good to stay with our parents after we get married, my answer is 'NO'. I realised this because I personally felt the cons of staying together with them. In this entry, I'm gonna tell the reasons why I don't agree on this idea.

In my previous entry, I have written about how I manage to make my wife and my own mother to get along well. Some people said, if both of them have the same channel, most probably there won't be any problem for them. Hello, don't be so innocent and think that this two creatures can stay under the same roof without problem IF you do not do something about it. If you leave them alone, I can guarantee your house will turn into a battlefield very soon, be it same channel or the other way around, just because both of them are... betinas (women).

Since the two of my betinas can stay peacefully under the same roof, why don't I continue to stay with my parents??

I have been staying together with my parents for the past thirty years, and seriously, I am fucking bored of it. No matter how good our mother is, a mother is always a mother, and the mother's nagging is something naturally born in them like their own boobies, which I strongly believe everyone should work hard to get rid of. My mother doesn't nag a lot, especially in the recent years, but still I get one or two from her sometimes. I am fucking du lan with it. I want a total peace.

After you have got married, you must not forget that you have invited another betina into your life. This is the main problem here. One betina is equivalent to one trouble, with two betinas, what can you expect?? Hahaa... You do the calculation on your own. So, in order make my life easier, I choose to move out as soon as possible to get rid of all the troubles. Seriously, the more betina you have in your life, the more headaches you will get too. If I were to stay with my wife outside, I only need to face one betina only.

Convenience is another problem when we are staying with the parents. Girls know this well. Most girls, including my wife, are so used to be braless and on sexy lingerie at home. Because of that, our bedroom is the only place that allows Shino to be on her ownself at home. It is so fucking limited, you know. Whenever she has been transformed into her ownself, she no longer wants to step out of the room. If she wants to take something outside the room, I am the one who has to give her a helping hand. I am not saying that I don't want to help, but it's damn du lan to be called when I am enjoying The Gutter's Posts.

The next thing is, distraction. There was once, when Shino was on top of me, like a cowboy riding the most handsome horse that almost hit the finish line. Suddenly my mother knocked the door and asked us to drink the juice, which had been blended with fruits and vege by her. Because of that call, the lady-cowboy and the handsome horse failed to reach the finish line and it turned out to be a bad day for both of us. In order to avoid things like this happen again in the future, to move out is the best thing that we can go for.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Kuntong tiu-ed...

hahahahaha... Cowboy ..lol

September 12, 2008 10:48 PM  
Blogger Just Jasmine tiu-ed...

Ya, it's definitely better that way, move out and build your home TNS :D

September 13, 2008 12:04 AM  
Blogger Tiuniasing tiu-ed...

kuntong,
probably I should have called it cowgirl.

just jasmine,
yeah, we are working towards that.

September 13, 2008 1:12 AM  
Blogger Spectre tiu-ed...

Privacy is most fundamental and guarded thingy in married men life to be enjoyed to the fullest XD

September 13, 2008 9:08 AM  
Blogger Ron Jerem Lee tiu-ed...

oh rest assured thats not a problem. women getting married a while all the body parts start to sagg. so that time wear sexy also no one see joh.

September 13, 2008 10:45 AM  
Blogger Vincent tiu-ed...

lol.. cowboy eh? that sucks.. good luck to you on moving out! =)

September 13, 2008 4:06 PM  
Anonymous hamsterlord tiu-ed...

Hahaha...cowboy...Oh my...

Good luck =)

September 13, 2008 9:18 PM  
Blogger MING XIAN tiu-ed...

This is really interesting. It's good to move out. (: Peace

September 13, 2008 9:24 PM  
Blogger Tiuniasing tiu-ed...

Spectre,
yeah, very true!!

ron jerem lee,
so I will do all I can to make sure Shino's body as fit as before.

vincent,
hehee... Thanks.

hamsterlord,
yeah, thank you.

ming xian,
peace is not the major reason as it is also peace here. It's the privacy that matters.

September 16, 2008 1:57 PM  
Blogger Jeryc tiu-ed...

Fuck you la. Took you so bloody long to realise that shit meh.. KNN, what kinda pussy have you turn to la..CCB...

October 11, 2008 10:42 PM  
Blogger Tiuniasing tiu-ed...

jeryc,
better late than never, dude!!

October 11, 2008 11:27 PM  

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